Partway through June of the Summer of '85, Clark found himself naked and crying in a strange, cold world. Little to his liking, he soon discovered that living on Earth was not so pleasant as he had hoped. Billions of people everywhere, struggling to survive themselves, were taking up all the space. So early in his life, Clark decided to become a man of nature, to seclude himself in the wilderness and live in harmony with the Earth.

Like so many other childhood whims, this decision soon became apparently ridiculous, and Clark simply began his journey into life normally. He started in Austin, Texas, United States with his super-cool, baby-blue tricycle; then he moved on to Dallas, Texas where he discovered the meaning of school. Soon came Odessa, Texas, and with it the realization that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are quite possibly the sweetest thing ever. From there, Clark's journey took him to Lubbock, Texas. Here he decided to stay for a while, and discovered everything else about life...until college.

Clark now attends the prestigious Texas A&M University in College Station. He enjoys spending an unprecedented amount of time doing incredibly fun things like wasting time and hanging out with friends. Clark seems to think that a degree in Aerospace Engineering is a good thing to pursue, so he's doing just that.

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